Welcome to the best blog ever written by a dummy!!!

Okay, so that's only some shameless self-promotion, but, hey, it sounds like it could be true, right?

This isn't to be confused with blogging for dummies. If you're looking for a self-help book, then get a life. My blog isn't like that derogatory series of books that, by its very hate-filled name, ridicules my being. This is a blog about my life as a dummy.

My blog will consist of entries about my non-life observations, my redneck parents, and the pursuit of synthetic romance with a certain plastic hottie.

Whereas most blogs either aim to educate or entertain, hopefully mine will do both simultaneously. As you laugh in horror at the train wreck that is my adoptive parents and their debt-laden life, you will also learn of the trials, joys, and daily experiences of mannequins and former crash test dummies, as we try to carve out a meaningful life for ourselves in a world where dummies are typically treated like personality-less models and objects of car safety wrath.

I may be a dummy, but I'm not stupid. My intelligence may be artificial, but at least it's still intelligence. In my dummy opinion, most humans are just one "on" shy of moron.

My blog (and my inbred parents) will prove that "dummydom" is at least a better state of being than redneck imbecility.