Celebrity Overdose
When you can't speak or move like me, you tend to spend all of your time watching and reading. Dummy life can be fairly boring, so I usually read the funny papers and watch game shows. I've become a Jeopardy master, but mainly because I've seen every episode now. I may be a dummy, but I think I could make Ken Jennings look like Paris Hilton without both brain cells if I had the chance.
The thing I've noticed on the idiot box recently is that people are obsessed with celebrities. Why?!!! Most of them are the most uninteresting and self-absorbed humans on the planet. They're more artificial than my cousin DL3000!
In particular, I'm tired of all the press concerning Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. So, the dude likes to jump on couches, kiss in public, change his mind about women, and be the media police for glibness and antidepressants. Seriously, do we really need to sift through the debris from the train wreck any more? Don't people have better things to do with their time and money than pay attention to this?
If I had mobility and a voice, you better believe I'd be embarking on an adventure of my own, not wrapped up in someone else's life!
The thing I've noticed on the idiot box recently is that people are obsessed with celebrities. Why?!!! Most of them are the most uninteresting and self-absorbed humans on the planet. They're more artificial than my cousin DL3000!
In particular, I'm tired of all the press concerning Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. So, the dude likes to jump on couches, kiss in public, change his mind about women, and be the media police for glibness and antidepressants. Seriously, do we really need to sift through the debris from the train wreck any more? Don't people have better things to do with their time and money than pay attention to this?
If I had mobility and a voice, you better believe I'd be embarking on an adventure of my own, not wrapped up in someone else's life!
I'm a dummy, but I'm no moron. I am a master observer of human nature...[
2 Comments:
Amen, sister!
Second that, It absolutely blows my mind how caught up in who's marying who this week (like it will last anyway, marriage is a commitment not something done for convenience, popularity, or any other shallow purpose) and who's doing this and who's doing that. These people's job is to pretend to be someone else how on Earth should we expect them to have firm grip on reality. I think it's truely a sad indictment of our society that we are so obsessed with other peoples dirty laundry personal matters. Frankly I could care less what these people do, not to say I don't care or am apathetic but people weren't created to be worshiped but rather we the created were made to worship God our Creator.
Just my 2 cents
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